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Emo Love At Shari's

You said you loved him
Over pie
They ate at Shari's
At night
The truth is
It was a lie
Now you've made that emo boy cry

You said you loved him
I know you're wrong
The truth is ugly
So is this song
Austin and Chris
Your love is like a pie
This is what love at Shari's is like

Friday Pie-Day
Don't fuck around
Yeah it hurts
When love doesn't turn out

This is a song about love and pie
Emo love at Shari's tonight

(SOLO)

Yeah it hurts
Emo boy
But this is love
And it's no joy

This is a song
About love and pie
Emo love
At Shari's tonight

That's how love is
It's no fun
Emo boys are worthless
So was this one
It's never true
Austin and Chris
You never thought pie
Would taste like this
You'll never eat pie again
Sweet emo boy
No one loves you
Yeah, he got his
Right in the face
Damn
No
You'll never eat pie again

To Sweden, From America

He wears a white shirt and stands
His best friend (Heath)
Is dorky and skinny
But he owns a brown truck
Anders doesn't drive
"I may not have a car, but I'm a pretty good GTA driver!"
So Anders crashes Heath's truck
Into a tower of Swedish Fiska
That's Swedish Fish, you know, the candy
And he has to eat his way out
It's kinda like a video game
After this terrifying ordeal
Anders drops out of school
"Ooooo! Too cool for school, jah!"
And plays video games and smokes weed
All day, without Heath, who is clean
"Ooooo! I love the weed!"
He can smoke a lot because he's tall
And Swedish
Swedish people have super powers
They're invincible
And they don't have any laws
(Super Swede)

ANDERS!!!

Unicorn Decals Won't Get You Laid (Is That Crystal Lite on Your Pants, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?)

Cruisin' down Sunset in a blue Toyota mini van,
Trying to make it to Goodwill on time, yeah.
Too bad you moved out
Did you just now realize that...

CHORUS:
Unicorn decals won't get you laid!
You like to buy CDs when you get paid!
HEY, DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG?!
HEY, DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG?!

Your pillows smell hella bad
But your bedroom is quite rad (wish I was there!)
Take off your belt (are you serious?)
And put on some non-boner pants (and I'm not wearin' 'em!)

CHORUS

Hold my monkey balls!
No pulp. Never ever.
Good Lord! They're humping!
Excuse me, sir. Where is the deodorant?
AHHHHHHH!!!

So Matt, let's get this straight
Take the pillows out of your drums
And forget about your old place
The one with the unicorn sticker.

CAT ATTACK?

DAYUM!
This cat is a total bad-ass!
She doesn't have time for you!
Stay off the north side
Of the couch
When she's sleeping
She'll sniff your head
With her whistle nose
Watch out!

NERDBABY!!!

She'll meow at the door
And run away
She won't give you the time of day!
Watch out!
She takes her time when she eats!
DAYUM!
NERDBABY!!!

She does what she wants!

Adam Marler Goes To The Coast (Marmaid)

Adam Marler was a man of 22
Who took a trip to the Coast
When he was doing the Floppy Boot Stomp
He toppled over into the ocean
And was bitten by a magical fish
Who turned him into a mermaid
Or Marmaid?

Chorus:
Marmaid Marmaid
In the deep blue sea
Swims so high
And swims so free
Marmaid Marmaid
Bitten was he
On the face
By a fish
But he's not ugly!

Adam saw a mermaid babe
And wanted to see her boobs
So he ripped off her seashell bra
Until he realized the growage of his own boobs
And said, "I AM PRETTY!"
Oh, Marmaid

Chorus

Flower Stalk Child appears
Out of thin water
And said,
"Adam Marler, would you like to be human again?"
And Marler replied,
"Yes, I miss Geek Fest and Magic Cards,
More than I enjoy having boobs."
So Flower Stalk Child granted his wish
So Adam swam to the surface
And went to Geek Fest

Chorus (First Four Lines Only)
So freakin' free!

DON'T BUY THE LIE! (The Following Is A Paid Commercial Announcement From Allen Hyko)

You're not smart enough
You're not beautiful enough
You're just not good enough
Or whatever...

QUOTES:
I've taken all kinds of crap in high school
I want this so bad for you it hurts
Are you a slow learner? - Take speed
I'm not Jimme Escalante - No shit
This sounds like a really bad infomercial

The Comparison Game
Better Looking
More Athletic
Smarter
Richer

QUOTES:
Broken Family (Fambly?)
She didn't need me...well that's not true (Yes, it is)
My dad hit me
My mom was not real smart...She was a bank teller
He's been in jail a lot of his life
I know what a crummy life is like

Are you tired of thinking...
Choices
GIVE UP or
GROW UP
New stuff can be scary
Not in our comfort zone
What's your choice?

DON'T BUY THE LIE!

How Final Fantasy X Ruined My Life (Westopher Has Borderline Personality Disorder)

Hey, my name's Wes
And I have a little story for you
It's about me, I guess
So let's see what I can do.

I woke up this morning
And played some video games
I cried at the end of FFX
And when I listen to In Flames.
I don't like Peter
That kid's really ghey
But I like power metal,
Which is also ghey

CHORUS:
(person): Hey, Wes! How was your day?
(Wes): SHITTY!
(person): Word on the street is you're gay.
(Wes): DOTN WASTE MY TIME!

(person): Oh, go listen to Children of Bodom!

So I guess I'll go
And kiss some chicks
Then get mad at them
Just for kicks.
I only drink water
And I don't like food
Kyle Roe slapped me
Now I'm in a bad mood...

CHORUS

(person): Oh, go play some Smash Brothers!

I AM...
DEATH METAL!
VIDEO GAMES!
JAPANESE HORROR!
and...ANGRY!

So there you have it, kids
Glad we could touch base
Now get the hell away from me
Before I break your face!!

Daniel Anderson, #1 Scenester (Emo Dance Machine)

All dressed up
In his girl pants
And pea coat
A scarf around his neck
And iced tea in his hand
Dancing to Lands Farther East
Without a care in the world

CHORUS:
He's Daniel Anderson
From Idiot Pilot
He plays a laptop
And shops at Paris Texas
Daniel Anderson,
He was almost on Double Dare
And he met Coldplay
But he doesn't like them

"WE LOVE YOU, DANIEL!"
Shout the girls
But he doesn't pay
Attention to them
And they all want
To have his babies
Why doesn't anyone like
The other guy in Idiot Pilot?

That's all it takes
To buy a gun
And to do the violent tango
Compose electronic remixes
Of Christmas carols
And do a lot of punch dancing (uppunch dancing?)
Daniel Anderson, you are the man
The scenest scenester in the 'Ham.

CHORUS

Now c'mon, do that emo dance
Yeah, emo dance for me
C'mon, do that emo dance
Dance the night away, Daniel

Cartilage Anomaly (Don't make fun of him! He has wooden Legs!) Air Drummer

Hawaiian UPPUNCH!
Celebrate good times, UPPUNCH!
Can you see it in his face? UPPUNCH!
Fist to yo face, UPPUNCH!

Berzerker Modulate

I'm a drugged up slut.


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		Emo Love At Shari's You said you loved him Over pie They ate at Shari's At night The truth is It was a lie Now you've made that emo boy cry You said you loved him I know you're wrong The truth is ugly So is this song Austin and Chris Your love is like a pie This is what love at Shari's is like Friday Pie-Day Don't fuck around Yeah it hurts When love doesn't turn out This is a song about love and pie Emo love at Shari's tonight (SOLO) Yeah it hurts Emo boy But this is love And it's no joy This is a song About love and pie Emo love At Shari's tonight That's how love is It's no fun Emo boys are worthless So was this one It's never true Austin and Chris You never thought pie Would taste like this You'll never eat pie again Sweet emo boy No one loves you Yeah, he got his Right in the face Damn No You'll never eat pie again To Sweden, From America He wears a white shirt and stands His best friend (Heath) Is dorky and skinny But he owns a brown truck Anders doesn't drive "I may not have a car, but I'm a pretty good GTA driver!" So Anders crashes Heath's truck Into a tower of Swedish Fiska That's Swedish Fish, you know, the candy And he has to eat his way out It's kinda like a video game After this terrifying ordeal Anders drops out of school "Ooooo! Too cool for school, jah!" And plays video games and smokes weed All day, without Heath, who is clean "Ooooo! I love the weed!" He can smoke a lot because he's tall And Swedish Swedish people have super powers They're invincible And they don't have any laws (Super Swede) ANDERS!!! Unicorn Decals Won't Get You Laid (Is That Crystal Lite on Your Pants, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?) Cruisin' down Sunset in a blue Toyota mini van, Trying to make it to Goodwill on time, yeah. Too bad you moved out Did you just now realize that... CHORUS: Unicorn decals won't get you laid! You like to buy CDs when you get paid! HEY, DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG?! HEY, DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG?! Your pillows smell hella bad But your bedroom is quite rad (wish I was there!) Take off your belt (are you serious?) And put on some non-boner pants (and I'm not wearin' 'em!) CHORUS Hold my monkey balls! No pulp. Never ever. Good Lord! They're humping! Excuse me, sir. Where is the deodorant? AHHHHHHH!!! So Matt, let's get this straight Take the pillows out of your drums And forget about your old place The one with the unicorn sticker. CAT ATTACK? DAYUM! This cat is a total bad-ass! She doesn't have time for you! Stay off the north side Of the couch When she's sleeping She'll sniff your head With her whistle nose Watch out! NERDBABY!!! She'll meow at the door And run away She won't give you the time of day! Watch out! She takes her time when she eats! DAYUM! NERDBABY!!! She does what she wants! Adam Marler Goes To The Coast (Marmaid) Adam Marler was a man of 22 Who took a trip to the Coast When he was doing the Floppy Boot Stomp He toppled over into the ocean And was bitten by a magical fish Who turned him into a mermaid Or Marmaid? Chorus: Marmaid Marmaid In the deep blue sea Swims so high And swims so free Marmaid Marmaid Bitten was he On the face By a fish But he's not ugly! Adam saw a mermaid babe And wanted to see her boobs So he ripped off her seashell bra Until he realized the growage of his own boobs And said, "I AM PRETTY!" Oh, Marmaid Chorus Flower Stalk Child appears Out of thin water And said, "Adam Marler, would you like to be human again?" And Marler replied, "Yes, I miss Geek Fest and Magic Cards, More than I enjoy having boobs." So Flower Stalk Child granted his wish So Adam swam to the surface And went to Geek Fest Chorus (First Four Lines Only) So freakin' free! DON'T BUY THE LIE! (The Following Is A Paid Commercial Announcement From Allen Hyko) You're not smart enough You're not beautiful enough You're just not good enough Or whatever... QUOTES: I've taken all kinds of crap in high school I want this so bad for you it hurts Are you a slow learner? - Take speed I'm not Jimme Escalante - No shit This sounds like a really bad infomercial The Comparison Game Better Looking More Athletic Smarter Richer QUOTES: Broken Family (Fambly?) She didn't need me...well that's not true (Yes, it is) My dad hit me My mom was not real smart...She was a bank teller He's been in jail a lot of his life I know what a crummy life is like Are you tired of thinking... Choices GIVE UP or GROW UP New stuff can be scary Not in our comfort zone What's your choice? DON'T BUY THE LIE! How Final Fantasy X Ruined My Life (Westopher Has Borderline Personality Disorder) Hey, my name's Wes And I have a little story for you It's about me, I guess So let's see what I can do. I woke up this morning And played some video games I cried at the end of FFX And when I listen to In Flames. I don't like Peter That kid's really ghey But I like power metal, Which is also ghey CHORUS: (person): Hey, Wes! How was your day? (Wes): SHITTY! (person): Word on the street is you're gay. (Wes): DOTN WASTE MY TIME! (person): Oh, go listen to Children of Bodom! So I guess I'll go And kiss some chicks Then get mad at them Just for kicks. I only drink water And I don't like food Kyle Roe slapped me Now I'm in a bad mood... CHORUS (person): Oh, go play some Smash Brothers! I AM... DEATH METAL! VIDEO GAMES! JAPANESE HORROR! and...ANGRY! So there you have it, kids Glad we could touch base Now get the hell away from me Before I break your face!! Daniel Anderson, #1 Scenester (Emo Dance Machine) All dressed up In his girl pants And pea coat A scarf around his neck And iced tea in his hand Dancing to Lands Farther East Without a care in the world CHORUS: He's Daniel Anderson From Idiot Pilot He plays a laptop And shops at Paris Texas Daniel Anderson, He was almost on Double Dare And he met Coldplay But he doesn't like them "WE LOVE YOU, DANIEL!" Shout the girls But he doesn't pay Attention to them And they all want To have his babies Why doesn't anyone like The other guy in Idiot Pilot? That's all it takes To buy a gun And to do the violent tango Compose electronic remixes Of Christmas carols And do a lot of punch dancing (uppunch dancing?) Daniel Anderson, you are the man The scenest scenester in the 'Ham. CHORUS Now c'mon, do that emo dance Yeah, emo dance for me C'mon, do that emo dance Dance the night away, Daniel Cartilage Anomaly (Don't make fun of him! He has wooden Legs!) Air Drummer Hawaiian UPPUNCH! Celebrate good times, UPPUNCH! Can you see it in his face? UPPUNCH! Fist to yo face, UPPUNCH! Berzerker Modulate I'm a drugged up slut. 1991 Ford Explorer (Peter's Anthem) I hate SUVs. My sister's a bitch. WHERE ARE WE GOING? LYRICS The BHS Mall Goths Need To Live Outside, So When The First Frost Comes, They Die Off (The Same Goes For The SqHS Jungle Kids and the SHS Filthies) They like to wear Linknin Park Sweatshirts and Puffy Pirate Shirts Dog chains are cool, and so is too much eyeliner Pretending there’s something to be depressed about Finding deep meaning in nu-metal lyrics They call the Japanse exchange students “Dirty Asians” and Consume way too much alcohol Haning around the music wing So they can get their school lunches quickly Kicking and shoving eachother into people Who are trying to get to class CHORUS We’re so different and original We’re so dark and bad-ass My parents don’t understand me The rest of the student body fears me That’s why I’m a poser loser I’m a fucking stair-dweller mall goth (Although I believe the correct term now would be Shitfacedgrabtasticmusicwinggoths) “They probably don’t even know what Orgy is!” “C’mon, kiss me bitch.” “Hug?” “You don’t like ICP?!” “I would like it if I were blind.” “Yeah we should leave commments that say that!!!” “Tino said they got drunk and say along with it (A Christina Aguilera CD) and I was like I’m glad I wasn’t there.” ”Have you seen the picture of Marilyn Manson with his hands down his pants? Have you seen the picture of Marilyn Manson with his hands down his pants? Have you seen the picture of Marilyn Manson with his hands down his pants?” So next tyme they congregate Infront of the music wing, and get in your way Go ahead, punch one in the face Just hope you don’t get cut on their piercings and Get hepatitus A We’re so different and original We’re so dark and bad-ass My parents don’t understand me The rest of the student body fears me That’s why I’m a poser loser I’m a fucking stair-dweller mall goth (Although I believe the correct term now would be Shitfacedgrabtasticmusicwinggoths) MORE TO COME!



		Hey Amanda, what crazy crap should we put down here??? I dunno, Autumn. We should've put the Children of Bodom "two years" quote here, but then it flows so nicely on the first page.